The News: Apple announced the shipping dates for their latest device, the iPad. Apple shares rise to the highest they have every been, $218.95.
Me Jabbering on: Well I used to have some Apple shares, but I sold at about $190 and I didn’t really make much money because of the currency conversion, as I am in New Zealand and the NZD got stronger. So I could have some extra money to buy an iPad with, but no I sold to early. Awful English Post.
Flying four (4) armed monkeys are a rather rare thing. This makes them very hard to find. Very few people have ever seen such a creature. This is a guide on how to find flying four armed monkeys.
- The first thing you need is drink bottle. You can’t go flying four armed monkey searching without some water or something for when you get thirsty. It is important to remember to fill up the drink bottle before you leave on your adventure.
- A teleport. You may have to wait till these are invented till you can go flying four armed monkey searching.
- A flying four armed monkey GPS tracker. You need one of these to find the rare monkey. It will tell where the flying four armed monkey is within 1000 kilometres squared. You can buy one of these GPS trackers online for $1,234,567 USD or just search for one in a McDonald’s happy meal.
- A plane, helicopter or a nice fluffy magic carpet like pillow. Flying four armed monkeys do fly after all so you will something that can fly to chase after one.
- A camera that can shoot invisible objects. Since the flying four armed monkey is invisible you will need a camera that can take a picture of it.
- You need to know someone who can make really good CGI creatures. Since no one will believe you when you take a picture of an invisible monkey you may need to fool them a little. Another option is to do some finger painting of the flying four armed monkey on a Saturday afternoon.
I hope these are enough tips for you to be able to find a flying four armed monkey. To learn how to find a whole group of flying four armed monkey’s, how to make dinner for one and more, buy my book “Flying Four Armed Monkey Finding, Greeting, Social Skills and Language for Dummy’s” at a really really good book store near you. I mean really really really really really good book store.
Caleb
In the last few days I have been a bit annoyed with wasps so I am writing this post on how to kill wasps. If you are a wasp then stop reading now.
Method 1: Hit them with something. I do not recommend this method because if you happen to annoy the wasp it doesn’t turn out good for you or people around you.
Method 2: Get a some sort of plastic soda bottle and cut off the top. Then turn it upside down and tape it to the bottle again. Put some nice food for the wasps inside the bottle and hopefully the wasps will come and get stuck in the bottle. Do remember to tape the bottle together though because if you happen to put a plate on top of the bottle or something like that and some wind comes along, it really doesn’t turn out good for you and the people that used to be your friends.
Method 3: Act like a wasp and become accepted by the wasps. Get into their base of operations. Then cut of there food and water supply.
Method 4: Become friends with the wasps and invite then to your 60th birthday party and just wait till they die of old age.
These are just a few of my wonderful methods to killing wasps. Your probably best to get advice from someone who really knows how to kill wasps. But if these methods work for you then well done 
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Caleb
What would happen if it rained TVs? First of all, danger aleart. There would be so many injuries. Forget about square eyes, what about all the square heads. Umbrellas would need to be reinforced with steal. You really would have a reason to be scared to go outside when it’s raining because it’s not just a little water anymore. TV makers would be able to use advertising campains like it didn’t fall from the sky. Somehow I don’t think it’s going rain to TVs any time soon.
At CES there seemed to be a lot of 3D TVs and well 3D is all a bit boring isn’t it? We should all be looking into the future and be preparing ourselves for 4D. Think about it, 3D has already been around for some years or so and we all need something new. We need TV’s that suck us into the movie or game so that we feel like we are really there. You will be able to feel the water as you swim through it and you will know how warm or cold the water is. When a bullet goes towards and out of the screen and.. well that’s not good is it. Maybe this whole 4D idea isn’t a good idea after all.
Caleb
As RBN has really started to get more and more content on the site it is important to show what has been posted. Also not only has there been content on the site but the authors have posted on other places around the web as well. Here is what we have got so far.
Posts on RBN – http://aqwblog.com/rbn/
- Zereldo’s Wise Words of Wisdom X3 Episode 2
- Random 3D thing
- Have you ever wanted another arm?
- My (Caleb) book has a website and a name
- How to subscribe to RBN’s RSS feed
- I Want to Write a book
Archives for RBN
Some of Caleb’s Posts across the rest of the web
- How to change your spell check language in Mac OS Snow Leopard
- 3D PS3, will it work?
- Water supports life, in LBP it just means fun.
- Will the PS3 motion controller beat the Wii?
- January post’s from Apple Tablet Rumors
All of Joel’s Posts across the rest of the web (Get to work Joel)
Some of Zereldo’s Posts across the rest of the web
- Give me Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep
- InFAMOUS Review
- AQ Worlds, Cataclysm and Disaster
- DragonFable Black Hole
- January post’s from Gears Games 1020
We hope to create more and more posts over time and to bring new types of media to the blog. This is just the beginning and there is must more to come.
Caleb
Heres three more words of wisdom from me.
- You never lose something without gaining something else.
- Carefully read instructions on food, blowing up a microwave is not a pleasant experience.
- Just because you cannot see something doesn’t mean its not there, parents use this principle when spying on you.
~Zereldo
So one of the things I am doing at the moment is learning Blender (you know the free open source 3D program). Well I have been learning for a few days or so and below is one of my random creations.
Have you ever wanted another arm? Well I could say I have but I like the idea of 2 extra arms better. But really if you think into it more, having 3 or 4 arms would really not be good at all. None of your t-shirts would fit anymore, large crowds would form around you as you walk down the street and not to mention all the brain power you waste just trying to make sure your arms don’t hit anything or anyone. Sure now you can play video games against yourself but is it really worth having more arms?
Hey so I have set up a website and a name for the book. The name is Endlessness, it’s a Sci-Fi time traveling thing. Still coming up with details but I have the basic idea. The website is where all the writing will be done so that it doesn’t use up space on the blog. The website is http://aqwblog.com/endlessness/. This is also a page on this blog which will have links to all the posts for Endlessness – http://aqwblog.com/rbn/books/endlessness/.
More coming soon Caleb